“Hey Kids! Show off your favorite cards with Fleer’s All Star Collector’s Hat! Holds 8 of your favorite cards! Only $2.95 plus 3 proofs of purchase.”
I cannot make this up. It is a hat that you put your baseball cards in, and then wear around on your head. Seriously. In case you need further visual assistance, here is a larger image from the back of the rack pack that this wax pack came in… you can see exactly how it works.
If one of these exists out there somewhere, I want it. Someone must have thought this was a good idea and hung onto it for 25 years.
Also, if I ever get a time machine, 1986 is my first stop so I can pick one of these bad boys up. Maybe Doc Brown will let me borrow his DeLorean, or even Bill and Ted’s phone booth, whatever I can get my hands on.