So, the crew over at Getting Blanked has made us aware of Bryce Harper’s new cleats. It’s impressive that they noticed, because the cleats are camouflage, which obviously makes them incredibly difficult to see. Nothing says baseball better than camouflage, if you ask me, so Harper has made a wise decision.
Now Bryce Harper might be a connoisseur of high fashion, with his eye black and his mohawk, but if you go back about 20 years, a gentleman named Joe Carter rocked the hell out of the high-top cleats, and had himself some fairly productive seasons, if you recall.
Bottom line: Joe Carter was bringing cool to the Major Leagues before Bryce Harper was born. Chew on that, bro.