Ozzie Guillen said a lot of funny things. If you are not very smart and therefore don’t believe me, read this and you will understand.
Yesterday, he quit – er, was released from his contract – as Manager of the Chicago White Sox. Asked why, he said:
“Life is about money. People don’t believe that, but people are happy after they make money. I have to make money out of somewhere. I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.”
So… Ozzie Guillen made a lot of normal people feel like dicks yesterday.