Names I Can’t Believe Aren’t Famous – Johnny Wockenfuss

1984 Topps - Johnny Wockenfuss

Not to be confused with those giant twins who claimed they invented Facebook, Johnny Wockenfuss had a pretty decent twelve-year career as a backup catcher, first baseman and outfielder – all three positions are listed on his 1984 Topps card.  Talk about versatility, kids!

Wockenfuss also made MLive.com’s list of Sparky Anderson’s top 10 quotes with this beauty: “Problem with Wockenfuss getting on base is that it takes three doubles to score him.”