“Has largest collection of men’s cologne in baseball. Plays racquetball every day during the off-season.”
I have four things to say/ask:
- How the hell do they know who has the largest collection of men’s cologne? Seriously, that question comes up somewhere?
- Does the racquetball thing make the first part less weird? No, it does not.
- I am not surprised that someone with a huge cologne collection would have a mustache like that and a big gold chain. Kind of makes it more believable.
- It seems like 1985 Topps is a hotbed for awesome card back facts, which is weird because they’re one of the harder colour schemes to read that Topps ever gave us.