With mind-boggling flow like that, I believe that Darren Daulton was born to be a hockey player. If he played during the hockey-style catcher’s mask era, he could have even challenged Kelly Hrudey for beneath mask mullet supremacy. He probably could have worn a bandana and gotten away with it if he wanted to.
But, instead, he got into some different ways of thinking. I won’t use the words “batshit crazy” or “insane,” because people are entitled to their own beliefs, but other people might like those words. Check this out with a website called Google.com… Magical place.